Teacher Inquires about After-School activities

Teacher: "What do you do after school?"
1st Student: "I go and buy weed from baba"
2nd Student: "I always go and buy cigarettes from baba."
3rd Student: "I go and buy cocaine from baba"
4th Student: "I always stay at home and do my homework."

 

Teacher: "You are a great student; I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?"
4th Student ~ "Baba."๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€