A Special Parsi Cocktail: Vodka HoMi

In a Bar run by a Parsi,

 there was a new Drink on the menu :

Vodka HoMi !!!

Customer : What's this Drink?

 

Bawa : It's a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.

Customer : Why Honey ???

Bawa : Honey gives Energy

Customer : What about Milk???

Bawa : Milk will give you strength

Customer : So why Vodka?

Bawa : Gadhera!!!

Vodka will give you ideas about what to do with the Strength and Energy..!!

😃😃😜😜😜😝😝😂😂

Petrol Purchase Loan in Ludhiana, Punjab, India

State-owned fuel firms benchmark retail rates to Arab-Gulf international oil prices and a formula decides them, the IOC chairman said, adding that demand dropped drastically in the aftermath of lockdowns imposed across the globe to curb spread of coronavirus, sending oil prices plunging to multi-year low.

This included oil futures falling below zero on one day in US trading. Reducing prices in line with that fall was not “sustainable” as cracks - the difference between crude oil (raw material) and petroleum product (finished goods) prices - were running negative, he said.

 

Fuel prices increase for 20th day, petrol crosses Rs 80 a litre mark in Delhi on June 26, 2020.

The Opposition has been relentlessly attacking the Government of India over the fuel price hike. Congress leader Priyanka Gandhi said on Thursday that it has become clear that the Centre is only interested in picking pockets of the people even in times of crisis.

The Congress will hold mass protests across the country on Monday over the “unprecedented” rise in petrol and diesel prices.

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ਅੱਜ ਦਾ ਫ਼ਰਮਾਨ: ਅੰਗ #495 | Today's extract from Sri Guru Granth Sahib ji from Page #495

ਹੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕ-ਪ੍ਰਭੂ! ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰ ਕੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ (ਦੁਰਮਤਿ ਤੋਂ) ਬਚਾਈ ਰੱਖ। (ਮੈਂ ਵੇਖਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ) ਕ੍ਰੋੜਾਂ ਮਨੁੱਖਾਂ ਵਿਚੋਂ ਕੋਈ ਵਿਰਲਾ ਮਨੁੱਖ (ਤੇਰਾ ਸੱਚਾ) ਭਗਤ ਹੈ (ਦੁਰਮਤਿ ਦੇ ਕਾਰਨ) ਹੋਰ ਸਾਰੇ ਮਤਲਬੀ ਹੀ ਹਨ (ਆਪਣੇ ਮਤਲਬ ਦੀ ਖ਼ਾਤਰ ਵੇਖਣ ਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਧਾਰਮਿਕ ਕੰਮ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹਨ)।

 

हे मेरे मालिक प्रभू! कृपा करके मुझे (दुर्मति) से बचाए रख। (मैं देखता हूँ कि) करोड़ों मनुष्यों में से कोई विरला मनुष्य (तेरा सच्चा) भगत है (कुमति के कारण) और सारे मतलबी ही हैं (अपने मतलब के कारण देखने को धार्मिक काम कर रहे हैं)।

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'चंपारण सत्याग्रह शताब्दी वर्ष के समापन समारोह' के मौके पर प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी ने मोतीहारी में इसका जवाब दिया, 'आठ लाख पचास हज़ार टॉयलेट.'

थोड़ा ठहरिए! अब करिए हिसाब. हफ़्ते में सात दिन होते हैं. दिन में 24 घंटे यानी सात दिन में 168 घंटे हुए.

प्रधानमंत्री के दावे पर यकीन किया जाए तो बिहार में हरेक घंटे 5059 टॉयलेट यानी हर मिनट 84 टॉयलेट का निर्माण हुआ. है न कमाल!